I always thought Screech’s last name was Powers, not Sanchez??

But according to an alleged new sex tape, Mr. Powers (aka Dustin “the Douche” Diamond) is a fan of the olde shit mustache, aka, the Dirty Sanchez.

“TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the “Dirty Sanchez.” TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech’s reps, who did not immediately return our calls.”

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Breaking news out of Dallas: Late tuesday night, Terrell Owens was found after attempting suicide!

His weapon of choice was a bottle of pain killers recently prescribed for surgery on his finger.

I’m just as speechless as everyone else at this point. What does a talented millionaire athlete have to be depressed about? I’m sure he’s got a lot of pressure on him, but nothing that a good joint, shot of jack, and rolls royce destrucion derby wouldn’t solve.
Frankly, I don’t know what to think because I’m a Cowboys fan, but not necessarily a T.O. fan. I’ve never really forgiven him for spiking the ball on the Dallas star several years back when he was on the 49ers. Although, I will admit I was starting to warm up to him; he’s a pretty exciting player to watch.

More news as the story unfolds.

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*update*: “Primetime” “Neon” Deion Sanders has apparently spoken with Owens personally today.

“The fact that it has been reported a suicide attempt, he’s laughed at that notion. It was a case that medication that was taken wasn’t accepted well in his system with the other vitamins he’s on,” Sanders said.

[chris berman voice] Prime Time. Prime Time. Prime Time![/chris berman voice]

I know it seems like all I post are Cons’ clips, but someone has to do this service. This particular clip of ‘Young Offenders’ is fucking awesome. As per usual, the Cons make most rock bands look like a bunch of whiny pussies. Fuck, they’re good. Check it out:

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“Style. Sophistication. Elegance.Where can we find that old school cool in our consumer culture and instantly disposable celebrity? Time to meet Patrizio Buanne. Tall, dark and handsone, perfectly groomed and impeccably dressed, the clean-cut italian with the rich baritone voice is an enigma.”

Now I truly know what it’s like when doves cry.

Not only do Patrizio and I share the same name, but we also share many of the same personal traits - tall, dark, handsome, enigma; these are all words that I’ve used to desribe myself. The only difference is that this guy probably has a bigger collection of armani suits than i do.

If you haven’t heard his album yet, Patrizio: the Italian, I urge you to pick it up. Some of the finer tracks on this album are his deep cuts like, On an Evening in Roma, and my personal fave, Home to Mamma.

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look at the size of this stash! as you may have heard, willie was busted earlier this week after being pulled over for a routine traffic stop. police found more than a pound and a half of weed and more than three ounces mushrooms.

i just hope he set aside his bail money.

Japan is one of the last countries where butts (or darts, or brascos) are still widely accepted. However, there is also a really strict smoker’s etiquette that is promoted, which includes carrying portable ashtrays for your butts, not walking while you smoke, and digging for darts on the beach.

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you put that guys name on anything and i’ll buy it. this ad rules!

Random Musings From a Southern Ontarian In Northern Ontario

This project originally began as comparative study that would address the similarities between the American South and Northern Ontario. Both share extreme temperatures. Both share a penchant for oppressing a segment of their population. And both share an inordinate fondness for pick-up trucks. It is exactly at this point where the comparison falls apart. So, instead, I’ve decided to report things as I’ve seen them thus far – no more, no less. I introduce to you Part I of the TBay files. Enter at your own risk.

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Anyone can be fugaze from one fleeting moment to the next. Some individuals are actually fortunate to exude a more consistent element of fugaze-ness into their regular diet. Every now and then, however, a true rare case comes along, where in which for one person, the entire premise, reasoning, and element of being is predicated upon the fact that you are fugaze from the moment you wake until the moment you sleep.

That takes finesse, my friends.

And guess what? Finesse is the exact brand of shampoo and conditioner that Tila Tequila uses every morning that she wakes up to take on another dose of the daily grind.

Yes, her entire aspect of celebrity is as a result of the internet phenomenon MySpace. Yes, she is a former Playboy model turned singer/songwriter whose talents are beyond the ever awe-inspiring. Yes, she claims to have created her own success all on her own, maintaining a strong connection with her “fans” via the aforementioned MySpace. Yes, she has garnered great amounts of publicity and money and fame and fortune as a result of surfing the web on a daily basis for hours on end.

No, she doesn’t realize that she is nothing more than a completely weak yet “modernized” advanced marketing tool with absolutely no understanding of what her true personality should be or could be as a result of being just as brainwashed as everyone of her 1,388,447 (and counting) “friends” on MySpace.

Tila Tequila, I hereby denounce you to a thirty day sentence of solitude within the confines of The Fugaze of the Month.

MySpace - http://www.myspace.com/tilatequila

Official Site - http://www.tilashotspot.com/

IMDB Profile - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1712094/

Wikipedia Article - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tila_tequila

Her fucking fashion line - http://www.tilafashion.com/main.php

as you may have heard through the grapevine, fugaze got a makeover…big time! what was once an unkempt, easy whore is now a prom queen…..so it’s still an easy whore, it just looks a little better. although, we’ve taken great strides to maintain the original fugaze charm, and hopefully we’ve succeeded in doing so.

the new site is extremely funtional and easy to use. the sidebar has a search option. you can browse by category or month. fugaze of the month is also back in a big way - one of the main features of the site, as you can see.

please post your comments/suggestions/insults in the comments page (because it looks pretty sweet).