Naked man smokes crack and gets attacked by an 11-foot aligator.

Does it get any better than that??

Here’s the full story from Boing Boing:

This morning in Florida, a large alligator tried to eat a naked gentleman who was smoking crack.

The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were called by nearby residents who reported hearing a man yelling for help. Adrian J.] Apgar, 45, of Polk City, suffered a broken arm, partially amputated left arm and trauma to his left leg.

Apgar told deputies he was smoking crack-cocaine at the adjacent park, but it was unclear why he was naked or why he was attacked by the alligator.

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 ’The A&E channel maintains that viewers will barely notice the deletions of nudity, graphic violence, and foul language when repeats of The Sopranos begin airing on the channel beginning Jan. 10. Tom Moody, A&E’s vice president of program planning told the Philadelphia Inquirer that the series “is so well written and so well acted … it overcomes any of those little obstacles.”

For an idea of what those ‘little obstacles’ will look like, check out the link.

Stugots!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2LTuJdaBQg

Whether or not you think the Simpsons or South Park are better than Family Guy, there’s no denying that this Sunday’s episode was effing hilarious. Check out this clip:

We came.

We saw.

We train wrecked.

I’ve always wondered how they do this (and by always I mean the last 3 years since this has been in use). Even though it just looks like a simple yellow line, the fact that it is never displayed over the players always made me think that it was more complex. Turns out I was right (for once)

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I’m pretty sure Fergie has more skeletons in her closet than Michael Jackson. Formerly of the shitty chick band, Wild Orchid, whose break up caused her crystal meth addiction. But way before all of this she was a cast member on Kid’s Incorporated. it looks like even then she knew she was destined for weakness……and to grow a penis…..

Looks like Kramer is the most recent graduate of Mad Mel’s School of Bigotry.

This one is tough to watch:

http://www.tmz.com/

*******UPDATE******

Michael Richards appeared on Letterman last night to apologize for his actions…..although it seems like he’s not really taking much of the blame. He just keeps saying how there’s a stronger underlying problem with “society” that causes his “rage”. Judge for yourself:

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If you haven’t heard already, all week long nerds have been lining up in droves to get their hands on the new Playstation 3. Retailing for $8 gillion dollars, the new Playstation will surely not disappoint those that love “fragging” and “pwning” people and jerk off over terms like “rendering” and “polygon”.

I’m not going to bash people for liking these games; if that’s your thing that’s fine. I like video games myself, but I’m not one of these hardcores that will camp out in front of Best Buy. I don’t particularly care for the first person shooters, like Quake and Unreal Tournament. I like sports games, and the classics like Mario Bros and Zelda. And I realize this doesn’t make me better than you. I myself am extremely excited to get my hands on the new Nintendo Wii this Sunday. Extremely excited. But I have a tough time believing that people will be starting riots and getting shot while waiting in line to get a Wii like they were last night to get a Playstation. That is the difference. Playstation generally attracts the hard core games. REALLY hard core games.

The frenzy that the PS3 is attracting is way out of hand. I realize that the short supply will significantly increase its value on eBay. But come on people! Settle the fuck down! It’s a fucking video game!
I found this “Guide to Camping at Best Buy” online. I particularly like this tip:

Tip #4: Don’t be yourself; make yourself seem intriguing! Let’s face it; you’re standing in front of an EB games at 2AM on a Saturday night, you suck at life. However, those in line don’t know that yet. They think you’re just like them; dedicated fans that just by freak accident happened to have the weekend free for the 245th week in a row.

And if want to see what a crowd of nerds looks like when they get pissed off because they can’t get their video games, check out this clip:

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Last night at the World Music Awards in London, Michael Jackson (aka: MJ, Wacko Jacko, and King of All Diddlers) was in attendance to receive a Diamond Award for selling 100,000,000 (that’s 100 million!) copies of his only good album, Thriller. (MJ fanboys feel free to get pissed at me)

The award presentation was supposed to be highlighted by MJ performing Thriller, his first live performance from being cleared of his most recent molestation charges. (Note: when you have to preface “molestation charges” with “most recent”, you have some serious fucking problems).

Anywho, everyone in attendance at the award show was really only there to see this performance. However, when the music to Thriller started and everyone in the crowd immediately released their bowels because MJ was emerging, they were instead treated to a lip synch imitation by Chris Brown! (?? Who the fuck is he ??)

Apparently MJ had a severe case of stage fright and couldn’t take the stage! Towards the end of the show apparently Beyonce had talked him in to join the stage with a school boy choir (I’m sure that took a lot) to sing We Are the World. BFD! That song is weak!

Up until now people were willing to “forget” or ignore the fact that MJ is a fucking DIDDLER because he’s apparently the greatest performer to ever live. But without that he’s just a plain old FUCKING DIDDLER. I’m really hoping people will come to their senses and see him for who he really is.

Greatest Running Back of all time.

All time leader in Rushing Yards.

3 Super Bowl Championships.

And most importantly, can cut a rug better than AC Slater:

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1560108_3_0_,00.html

How bout dem Cowboys!