iPhone you…uPhone me January 10, 2007
I so posted this just to beat Pat to the punch.
Touch-sensitive screen with more bells and whistles than a Flinstone Phone AND a direct line to Commissioner Gordon.
Get there: http://www.apple.com/iphone/
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interesting, but i’m gonna admit, i’d be screening a lot of calls if the iPod was in play.
thanks for getting that up bud.
i think the iPhone is going to be absolutely huge, especially in a year or so when they can bring the price down a little bit. this thing must have been brought back from the future by marty mcfly himself because i’m pretty sure humans don’t have this kind of technology yet.
“have been brought back from the future by marty mcfly himself ” — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA……
Where’s my fucking Hover-board dammit!!! Yo…did you see the “break-thru Internet device” on that bad-boy.
I heard that they found their first prototype inside a medeoryte that fell from space last month and landed in Steve Jobb’s back yard. Apple engineers quickly copied the design to be sold to us in the form you see today. Apparently the original version could also bend space-and-time, email Aliens, and force Italians to shower on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Apple engineers could not reproduce those advanced technology features. One day…..
us italians DO shower everyday - all you need is a few sprays of Hugo Boss and you’re done!
thanks pat, that took me back to grade 10 in the boy’s change room after gym class.
i’d also like to thank Riccardo, DJ, Salvatore, Giuseppe, and anyone else who tried to whip me with a wet towel.
BACHS football rules! go cardinals!!
I had heard this thing was coming for awhile. Something about an order for 100,000 units being made to a production facility in Taiwan.
I thought, “A $700 iPod with a phone in it, c’mon”.
I was dismissive. I was a skeptic. I was an ignorant jag-off.
It’s gorgeous. When I saw it, I cried a little. and maybe I even peed a little. And then I laughed a lot.
Because I know that somewhere.. on Tuesday… some poor bastard bought a Zune. And then I thought, maybe he feels like the guy who bought an 8-track player for his car, only to find out that released later on that very same day was the vastly more superior cassette deck. Except that this cassete deck has superpowers.
Congratulations, asshat.. you bought a victrola.
Some Guy: “What’re those things on your zone?”
Zune owner: “It’s called a ‘Zune’”
S.G. :”Yeah, whatever.. what are they?”
Z.O. :”uh… buttons?”
S.G. “Fucking… weak…”
Z.O. “I know..”
apple TV looks pretty key
eh….i don’t know about this. i mean, it looks fucking sweet, and i’m definitely an ipod and gadget man, BUT… do i really want my whole life in one hand-held douche?
what if i get loaded up one night and drop that shit in a pool of my own urine/piss? i wake up the next morning with no phone, no music player and no camera. wtf?
maybe i should just lay off the sauce
jack and PBR > gadgets and gizmos
i’m also a little worried about carrying around something that expensive. people are pretty careless with their blackberries and palm pilots, but they don’t give a shit because their usually owned by their company anyway…and no one wants to steal a blackberry either, cuz their weak.
but if you’re walking down the street with an iPhone your chances of getting mugged will probably increase.
“maybe i should just lay off the sauce” - Never say such words!!!
yup.. the iMuggers dream:
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/0,39029453,49287027,00.htm
The lawsuit between Apple and Cisco should be quite interesting over this thing. Apple’s arrogance may have gotten the best of them this time. It would be quite a marketing disaster if they had to unveil it (again) under a different name. Cisco could swallow Apple whole without missing a beat.
The whole iTHING angle is getting old and tired anyway. Perhaps I’m a tad biased, perhaps when shit like this starts popping up on the internet, it’s time to start the marketing dept. back at square 1.
http://www.ohmibod.com/overview.html
yeah well.. if i were Cisco i would direct my legal department at Sisco the rapper for being so incredibly weak and sharing the same sounding name.. but, Cisco may be out of luck anyway b/c they violated the GNP licence with their hurtin’ unit.. Steve Jobs knows what’s up when he went ahead with marketing under ‘iPhone’ and I’m sure Apple has nothing to worry about.
And also,,,, Cisco may have lost the rights to the patent at the end of 2006.
ya i dont think there’s too much to worry about on the naming issue. they clearly wouldn’t have just ripped it off blindly without doing their homework.
from what i’ve read it doesn’t sound like cisco’s argument will stand. and apparently the worst case/most likely scenario is that apple will just throw some money at them to go away before it even makes it to courts.
Cisco’s net worth is about double that of Apple.
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