You Park Like an Asshole December 19, 2006
We’ve all seen it - you pull into a Tim Horton’s and some grease bag has parked his “tricked out” honda civic diagonally across three spaces. Or the douche who parallel parks and takes up enough space for three cars. THESE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
Finally the internet has produced a website where we can all mock these assholes in public! www.youparklikeanasshole.com.
Here’s how it works:
You go to the site and you print of a simple little check list - print several, just so you always have them handy in your glovebox. Then the next time you see an asshole, check off the appropriate box and leave the folded leaflet under their windshield wiper. For bonus marks, take a picture of the asshole’s parking job and upload it to the site. That way when the asshole visits the website (given that they do), they are educated on all the facets of asshole parking and they may even see a picture of their own crime!
I just think that’s swell.


