If you haven’t seen it yet, the Lonely Island guys at SNL (the dudes who did Lazy Sunday) have done it again. This one is about the perfect holiday gift for all you ladies out there.

by the way, i’m pretty sure these guys ripped off this schtick from fugaze.com’s very own “Double Stuff” featuring diamond dave soave and james “dr. professor buh” muste.

Last summer The Who announced they would be embarking on a monstrous world tour, their first in 20 years. Having played Toronto only a few years ago on a mini “reunion tour”, anticipation for this tour was huge because reviews from their last outing were great. Everyone was singing them praises saying that they rocked harded than ever.

Being a fan of the band (a moderate fan, mind you) I didn’t want to pass up seeing them for what may be their last tour ever. A few phone calls later and it seemed like we had several guys extremely interested in going….until we saw the ticket prices. Nose-bleed seats started at $60 before service fees and tax, so probably closer to $90 in actuality. A decent seat in the lower bowl would cost you closer to $150+. Now if I were a diehard Who fan, I probably would have reluctantly paid the price. But considering that I’m not their biggest fan and the fact that I probably spend 50-60% of my income already on concerts, we decided to pass.

Now fast forward to last Sunday. Around 8pm I got a call from my buddy Sweanny who managed to score two free tickets to Monday’s show (worth about $150 each) and he needed someone to fill that second seat. So of course I jumped at the opportunity. I’m getting to see the show and not have to pay the ridiculous price, which was the only reason I didn’t but the ticket in the first place. (more…)

It looks like our friend Beck Hanson (OT II scientology rank….I just made that up) recorded a show for Bravo when he was in Toronto a month ago. Beck Live at the Rehearsal Hall airs Tuesday December 5th at 10pm et. I saw the Feist live at the Rehearsal Hall special and it was pretty kickass, so I assume this will be as well.

Dig it.

I’m pretty sure Fergie has more skeletons in her closet than Michael Jackson. Formerly of the shitty chick band, Wild Orchid, whose break up caused her crystal meth addiction. But way before all of this she was a cast member on Kid’s Incorporated. it looks like even then she knew she was destined for weakness……and to grow a penis…..

Last night at the World Music Awards in London, Michael Jackson (aka: MJ, Wacko Jacko, and King of All Diddlers) was in attendance to receive a Diamond Award for selling 100,000,000 (that’s 100 million!) copies of his only good album, Thriller. (MJ fanboys feel free to get pissed at me)

The award presentation was supposed to be highlighted by MJ performing Thriller, his first live performance from being cleared of his most recent molestation charges. (Note: when you have to preface “molestation charges” with “most recent”, you have some serious fucking problems).

Anywho, everyone in attendance at the award show was really only there to see this performance. However, when the music to Thriller started and everyone in the crowd immediately released their bowels because MJ was emerging, they were instead treated to a lip synch imitation by Chris Brown! (?? Who the fuck is he ??)

Apparently MJ had a severe case of stage fright and couldn’t take the stage! Towards the end of the show apparently Beyonce had talked him in to join the stage with a school boy choir (I’m sure that took a lot) to sing We Are the World. BFD! That song is weak!

Up until now people were willing to “forget” or ignore the fact that MJ is a fucking DIDDLER because he’s apparently the greatest performer to ever live. But without that he’s just a plain old FUCKING DIDDLER. I’m really hoping people will come to their senses and see him for who he really is.

Everyone knows that Nickelback is weak - that’s not news to anyone (except Nickelback). However, if science and Law & Order has taught me anything it’s that everything must be proven before it can be fact. Luckily there is a crack team of internet haters out there that are working day and night to do just that.

So here you go, two shitty tunes played side by side. Essentially it’s Nickelback ripping off their own formulaic trite. I’m sure if you had 5.1 surround sound you could have 5 of their songs playing and it would create the brown sound (the sound that makes you shit your pants)
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