dude and diddlebot

basically it’s about this jaded guy, who is only referred to as “dude”, and his robot, diddlebot 5000. dude pretty much hates the world and vents to the only thing that will listen to him, the robot that he created.

diddlebot 5000 is an interesting character. he smokes and drinks excessively even though he’s a robot and it has no effect on him whatsoever. but he doesn’t care. he doesn’t care much about anything really.

diddler sketches

the picture you see below is a relic of the past. instead of being preserved in a museum, where it should be, it’s remained in it’s original form - attached to the three ring grade 11 geography binder in which it was created.

the artist of this masterpiece is none other than john darch. yes, the john darch. for those that don’t know mr darch, he’s one of the greatest artists that has emerged from the thriving niagara art community. sketches like this have defined an entire generation of pedophiles and dirtbags, and have also been used as suspect sketches in several high profile court cases.

if you have your own sketches that you’d like to share with us, please send them in. it’s prefered that your sketches are of diddlers, and they should be missing at least one appendage.